BT: Ah, well, we all three received negative points in the first round due to all of our cursed characters in the titles we chose. Then we were all disqualified in every round after that. Until the last one—and there things get interesting:
Greg received 10 points for unlocking the Super Secret Double-Opening Loophole, only available in the Thrilling round! (Go figure. I would have thought that’s another DQ for sure. Lucky bastard.) Brandon received 10 points for including an opening with the Secret AAA Part 5 Discussion Theme: pirates! Damn. Lucky.
GBS: It wasn’t ninjas? I could have sworn it would be ninjas…
BT: Ninjas was for last time. And…what did I receive? It’s not clear.
GBS: A pony? No, wait, I think you found the Easter Egg in the Looking Glass World, which means you get 10 points too.
BT: Ah, the Easter Egg is 10 points, as well. You’re right. (But the pony… Was it a unicorn or an earth pon—never mind.)
GBS: So…wait a minute…a tie? A freaking tie?
BT: Ties aren’t allowed, you’ll recall. The deciding factor is that we all didn’t receive the same number of negative points in round one. So, tallying that all up, the winner is—oh.
Looks like that rule we had about stopping when the alcohol’s gone just took effect. Okay. Thanks very much to our special guest this time, Brandon Graves. Been a pleasure.
BG: Thanks. I enjoyed being a part of this.
What’re we doing next?
GBS: Next time we’re going to have to put an end to all these silly rules.
