Did you hear about Yamada? You know the chick. Pretty face, nice body, wears a plaid skirt every day? Well, I heard from my lab partner that “little miss virgin” wants to have sex with a hundred different dudes before she graduates. I’m not even kidding. That hot mess totally thinks she can devirginize a hundred guys and still have time to apply for college!? She’s totally in heat. I even saw her flirting with that dork Kosuda at lunch today. No joke. She was smiling and winking and rubbing her lady-bumps all up against his chest. It was pathetic! I mean — don’t get me wrong — I’d probably let her sex me up and stuff, but she’d have to practice first. I like my ladies experienced, and she can’t even give it away.
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