The Fandom Post

Anime, Movies, Comics, Entertainment & More

Tiger Blood Now Up For Sale

2 min read

With the fast pace of the Internet and the kinds of companies that are out there, you knew it had to happen and it had to happen fast. Harcos Laboratories is now taking orders for its Tiger Blood energy potion drinks, which are of course in blood packages that you usually see around Halloween with liquid blood you can drink and have fun with. The company is putting it out there for 4 bucks a pouch, which considering the way some places gouge when they jump onto trends like this isn’t too bad, and they have a sense of humor about it as well.

It’s made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you’re welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you’ll realize dying’s for fools and that can’t is the cancer of happen. Period. The end.

Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don’t know what banging 7 gram rocks means. It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine. WINNING.

Also: Don’t do drugs. Seriously. Don’t. Do. Drugs.

 

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.